Clown for Hire – Episode 7

One seemingly normal day, Slappy the Clown finds himself befriended by the most unlikely of sorts, Matthew, a small town bible thumper. While Matthew struggles to find meaning to the recent events in his life, Slappy shows him the meaning of life in an entirely different way.

Clown for Hire – Episode 6

One seemingly normal day, Slappy the Clown finds himself befriended by the most unlikely of sorts, Matthew, a small town bible thumper. While Matthew struggles to find meaning to the recent events in his life, Slappy shows him the meaning of life in an entirely different way.

Clown for Hire – Episode 1

This is a short film that I help produce.  It was fun.  Hope you enjoy the 7 episodes. They are only about 5mins each.

One seemingly normal day, Slappy the Clown finds himself befriended by the most unlikely of sorts, Matthew, a small town bible thumper. While Matthew struggles to find meaning to the recent events in his life, Slappy shows him the meaning of life in an entirely different way.

I….I just couldn’t help myself.

The idea just popped into my head and once I started writing….it couldn’t be stopped! My apologies to LMFAO.

You might want to watch this first and then read the lyrics.

First let me state this. Fuck Vevo. Yeah,that’s right. These guys really piss me off. Sadly, they are the only ones with the official video. So pathetic but here it is. (My favourite is still the He-Man remake version)

Handy and I know it

yeah, yeah
when I strut on by, clients be looking like he’s the guy
I charge really cheap, billing them all so low they all just leap, yeah
This is how I roll, dodge ramcharger, gas outta control,
It’s DragonDon my waygook on
And like Darryl Jenks, I got the Glo!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

When I walk down the street (yeah), this is what I see(ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me.
I got a fissure in my pants and I’m not afraid to sew it, sew it, sew it, sew it.

I’m handy and I sew it[x2]

Yeah
When I’m at I’Park, security just won’t fight them off
And when I’m on the web, I’m in my undies, I just crawled out of bed (what)
This is how I LOL, come on ladies it’s time to go
We headed to the bang, baby don’t be worried
No cash, no card and I still get curry!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

When I talk in Hangul (yeah) this is what I see(ok)
Everybody stops and they pitying me
I got a client with a lawn and I ain’t afraid to mow it, mow it, mow it, mow it.

I’m handy and I mow it![x2]

I’m handy and I mow it![x2]

Check it out[x2]
Waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook yeah[x3]
Waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook yeah
Do the waygook man
I do the waygook man
Yeah
I’m handy and I tow it!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

Yeah I’m handy and I know it!

Volare, Rusted in the rain

This song is actually pretty good.  When I heard it I had owned a 1978 Plymouth Volare.  This song seemed appropriate to re-write.

Original:

Volare Rusted from the Rain

by DragonDon

I stumble through the wreckage
Volare Rusted from the Rain
There’s nothing left to salvage
Volare Rusted from the Rain
Among the broken mirrors
Volare Rusted from the Rain
It’ll never look the same
Volare Rusted from the Rain
Volare Rusted from the Rain

Part me out till the oil runs down into the drain
The locked block won’t pass cars into the lanes
It’s nothing but a tin can, won’t see the road again
It won’t see the road again, it won’t see the road again
Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

You parked me like a Chevy, now I’m, just a frame
I used to be your driver, now I’m just a pain
Broken in the boneyard, left here to decay
Left here to decay, left here to decay

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain

{guitar}

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain
The paint will shine again, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, The paint will shine again

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Wedding photo ideas

Being the geek that I am, and having gone through all the wedding photo sessions that I have either watched or been part of, I was thinking that some of the more sci-fi bent people would like a more glamorous photo that portrays their beauty and matching up their meeting of a fellow kindred soul to bond with, on a cosmic scale.

Take pictures like these:

Oceans_wallpapers_360 sci-fi-planet Unicorn_fantasy

Add in a bride wearing a fancy, or even traditional wedding gown, that flows into the background.

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I think it would be stunning!  If only my photoshop skills were up to par :)