Geeky and I Know it!

I don’t know what it is about this song but for men this is like my 3rd version of it!

Geeky and I know it

yeah, yeah
when I strut on by, clients be looking like he’s the guy
I charge really cheap, billing them all so low they all just leap, yeah
This is how I roll, Linux Mint 15, outta control,
It’s DragonDon my big geek on
and like Bruce Lee I got the Glo!

Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out
Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out

When I browse in the net (yeah), this is what I see(ok)
Everybody pokes and they sharing at me.
I got a flashdrive in my bag and I’m not afraid to plug it, plug it, plug it, plug it.

I’m geeky and I know it[x2]

Yeah
While I’m browsing site, security just can’t fight ads off
And when I’m on the web, I’m in my undies, I just crawled out of bed (what)
This is how I LOL, come on ladies it’s time to go
We headed to the chat, baby don’t be worried
No cash, no pass and I still get service!

Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out
Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out

When I talk in the L33t(yeah) this is what I see(ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a data in my drive and I ain’t afraid to share it, share it, share it, share it.

I’m geeky and I know it![X2]

I’m geeky and I know it![X2]

Check it out[x2]
Google, Google, Google, Google, Google, yeah[X3]
Google, Google, Google, Google, Google, yeah
Do the Google man
I do the Google man
yeah
I’m geeky and I know it!

Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out
Ah… Girl look at that data [x3]
Ah… I nerd out

I’m geeky and I know it!

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I….I just couldn’t help myself.

The idea just popped into my head and once I started writing….it couldn’t be stopped! My apologies to LMFAO.

You might want to watch this first and then read the lyrics.

First let me state this. Fuck Vevo. Yeah,that’s right. These guys really piss me off. Sadly, they are the only ones with the official video. So pathetic but here it is. (My favourite is still the He-Man remake version)

Handy and I know it

yeah, yeah
when I strut on by, clients be looking like he’s the guy
I charge really cheap, billing them all so low they all just leap, yeah
This is how I roll, dodge ramcharger, gas outta control,
It’s DragonDon my waygook on
And like Darryl Jenks, I got the Glo!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

When I walk down the street (yeah), this is what I see(ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me.
I got a fissure in my pants and I’m not afraid to sew it, sew it, sew it, sew it.

I’m handy and I sew it[x2]

Yeah
When I’m at I’Park, security just won’t fight them off
And when I’m on the web, I’m in my undies, I just crawled out of bed (what)
This is how I LOL, come on ladies it’s time to go
We headed to the bang, baby don’t be worried
No cash, no card and I still get curry!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

When I talk in Hangul (yeah) this is what I see(ok)
Everybody stops and they pitying me
I got a client with a lawn and I ain’t afraid to mow it, mow it, mow it, mow it.

I’m handy and I mow it![x2]

I’m handy and I mow it![x2]

Check it out[x2]
Waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook yeah[x3]
Waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook, waygook yeah
Do the waygook man
I do the waygook man
Yeah
I’m handy and I tow it!

Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out
Ah… Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah… I look out

Yeah I’m handy and I know it!

Volare, Rusted in the rain

This song is actually pretty good.  When I heard it I had owned a 1978 Plymouth Volare.  This song seemed appropriate to re-write.

Original:

Volare Rusted from the Rain

by DragonDon

I stumble through the wreckage
Volare Rusted from the Rain
There’s nothing left to salvage
Volare Rusted from the Rain
Among the broken mirrors
Volare Rusted from the Rain
It’ll never look the same
Volare Rusted from the Rain
Volare Rusted from the Rain

Part me out till the oil runs down into the drain
The locked block won’t pass cars into the lanes
It’s nothing but a tin can, won’t see the road again
It won’t see the road again, it won’t see the road again
Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

You parked me like a Chevy, now I’m, just a frame
I used to be your driver, now I’m just a pain
Broken in the boneyard, left here to decay
Left here to decay, left here to decay

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain

{guitar}

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain
And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain
The paint will shine again, Volare Rusted from the Rain
Volare Rusted from the Rain, The paint will shine again

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain

1978 Plymouth Volare Coupe

I used to own a 1978 Plymouth Volare.  It, like my previous cars, was going to be a great little project.  Sadly, I ended up selling it before I could truly enjoy it.  Still, this song re-write is a tribute to that car.  Again, I make no claims to the original lyrics posted here for reference only.

*****

I stumble through the wreckage
There’s nothing left to salvage
No one left to blame
Among the broken mirrors
I don’t look the same
I’m rusted from the rain
I’m rusted from the rain
Dissect me until my blood runs down into the drain
My bitter heart is pumping oil into my veins
I’m nothing but a tin man, don’t feel any pain
I don’t feel any pain, I don’t feel any pain
I’m rusted from the rain
Go on crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power, beat me with your chains
And if I’m the king of cowards, you’re the queen of pain
I’m rusted from the rain, I’m rusted from the rain
You hung me like a picture, now I’m just a frame
I used to be your lap dog, now I’m just a stray
Shackled in a graveyard, left here to decay
Left here to decay, left here to decay
I’m rusted from the rain
Go on crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power, beat me with your chains
And if I’m the king of cowards, you’re the queen of pain
I’m rusted from the rain, I’m rusted from the rain
I’m rusted from the rain
guitar
Go on crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power, beat me with your chains
And if I’m the king of cowards, you’re the queen of pain
I’m rusted from the rain, I’m rusted from the rain
Go on crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on, strip me of my power, beat me with your chains
And if I’m the king of cowards, you’re the queen of pain
I’m rusted from the rain, I’m rusted from the rain
The sun will shine again, I’m rusted from the rain
I’m rusted from the rain, the sun will shine again
I’m Rusted from the rain
REMAKE
Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

by DragonDon

 

I stumble through the wreckage

Volare Rusted from the Rain

There’s nothing left to salvage

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Among the broken mirrors

Volare Rusted from the Rain

It’ll never look the same

Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

Part me out till the oil runs down into the drain

The locked block won’t pass cars into the lanes

It’s nothing but a tin can, won’t see the road again

It won’t see the road again, it won’t see the road again

Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain

And if it’s the king of V8s you’re the queen of vain

Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

You parked me like a Chevy, now I’m, just a frame

I used to be your driver, now I’m just a pain

Broken in the boneyard, left here to decay

Left here to decay, left here to decay

 

Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain

And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain

Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain

{guitar}

 

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain

And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain

Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

Go on take me to the crusher, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Come on Leaning Tower of Power, torque me with your strain

And if it’s the king of V8s, you’re the queen of vain

Volare Rusted from the Rain, Volare Rusted from the Rain

The paint will shine again, Volare Rusted from the Rain

Volare Rusted from the Rain, The paint will shine again

 

Volare Rusted from the Rain

 

People are still having Sex/People are still having Nets

With all the talk about repression of free speech online, this song popped into my head with one twice in the chorus.  So I had to do write it all out.  I make no claim on the original works and lyrics.

*******

Original:

LaTour

(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)

(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)

Have you noticed, that people are still having sex
All the denouncement had absolutely no effect
Parents and councelors constantly scorn them
but people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them

(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)

Do you realise, that people are still having sex
they’ve been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed
When you see them holding hands they’re making future plans
to engage in the activity, do you understand me?

People are still having sex, lust keeps on lurking
Nothing makes them stop, this AIDS thing’s not working

People are still having sex, it’s been going on for quite a while
Perhaps it’s quite fashionable, it’s hasn’t got enough style (giggle)

(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)

(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)
(Hello lover)

It’s a fact that people are still having sex
It’s rather obvious, it’s just what one expects
The evidence is all around that everyone in every town
has had it one time or another in their life

At this very moment, people are still having sex
In a downtown condom, or street in the projects
Although you can’t see them, or hear their breathing sounds
someone in this world is having sex right now

People are still having sex!
People are still having sex!
People are still having sex!
People are still having sex!

(Syn Organ solo)

(Sex, sex, sex, sex)
(Sex, sex, sex, sex)(giggle)

(Solo)

People are still having sex, lust keeps on lurking
nothing makes them stop, this AIDS thing’s not working
People are still having sex, it’s been going on for quite a while
Perhaps it’s quite fashionable, it hasn’t got enough style
People are still having sex,
People are still having sex,
People are still having sex,
People are still having sex (sex)

******************

REMAKE

PEOPLE ARE STILL HAVING NETS
– with apologies to LaTour

(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)

(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)

Have you noticed, that people are still having nets
All the denouncement had absolutely no effect
Corporations and Governments constantly scorn them
but people are still having nets and nothing seems to stop them

(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)

Do you realise, that people are still having nets
they’ve been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed
When you see them clicking links they’re making future plans
to engage in the activity, do you understand me?

People are still having nets, lust keeps on lurking
Nothing makes them stop, this ACTA thing’s not working

People are still having nets, it’s been going on for quite a while
Perhaps it’s quite fashionable, it’s hasn’t got enough style (giggle)

(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)

(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)
(Hello browser)

It’s a fact that people are still having nets
It’s rather obvious, it’s just what one expects
The evidence is all around that everyone in every town
has had it one time or another in their life

At this very moment, people are still having nets
In a downtown cafe, or street in the projects
Although you can’t see them, or hear their clicking sounds
someone in this world is having nets right now

People are still having nets!
People are still having nets!
People are still having nets!
People are still having nets!

(Syn Organ solo)

(Nets,nets,nets,nets)
(Nets,nets,nets,nets)(giggle)

(Solo)

People are still having nets, lulz keeps on lurking
nothing makes them stop, this PIPA thing’s not working
People are still having nets, it’s been going on for quite a while
Perhaps it’s quite fashionable, it hasn’t got enough style
People are still having nets,
People are still having nets,
People are still having nets,
People are still having nets(nets)